Month: October 2013

Episode 4: Vietnamese Discomfort Food

The question of the day: Is Vietnamese cooking a sexually transmitted skill?

That’s what the chefs need to figure out because Travis (who said in episode one he only sleeps with Asians) is getting a chance to cook his favorite cuisine: Vietnamese. But will a rockabilly chick with a knowledge of lettuces help or hurt the team? And can anybody stop James Beard nominee for chef badassery (and James Chef nominee for great beard having)? Maybe it’s Shirley who would be upset if she lost a Vietnamese challenge despite being from a way different part of the giant continent of Asia. Maybe it’s doe-y eyes with the tasty but ugly desserts. Let’s all agree it better not be Malcolm Gladwell.

Episode 4 also raised a really interesting question. Should a guy with too much lemon grass offer to share? Let us know your thoughts in the comments and also be sure to tell us the classic dish you’d like to see re-imagined!

image

Episode 3: Commandeer The Palace

Top Chef New Orleans returns for a double elimination episode. That’s right, somebody’s going home in the Quick Fire AND the Elimination Challenge. It’s heartbreaking, but at least there aren’t so many chefs on my TV.

For the Quick Fire, the chefs tackle four of Dana Cowin’s current pet peeves: bacon, eggs, kale, and smoke. No, they don’t just make one delicious omelette. Twice this episode we get to play “Which is the bigger sin?” Is it too salty, or something EXPLICITLY FORBIDDEN IN THE CHALLENGE?

Elimination time, and the contestants (notice how I’m not calling them cheftestants?) have to recreate famous dishes from the legendary New Orleans restaurant Commander’s Palace… for the chef’s who invented them. It’s a crazy difficult assignment, even for the judges. They have to taste this many things:

image

Who can remember which of those strawberry dishes was the best? Acheson, that’s Hugh.

In the comments, tell us which is the bigger sin, undersalting or overcooking? While you’re at it, let us know who you think is going to be aroud for restaurant wars and what mistake would send your knives packing.

Episode 2: What’s In Your Gumbo?

We return to swampy NOLA (official PYM decision!) for episode #2 of Top Chef 11. Who’s going home and who’s “fucking muy bueno” (to quote Tom)?

For the Quick Fire everybody has to make a gumbo that represents their history (roux + a bunch of stuff that isn’t gumbo-like at all). As an added benefit, nobody gets to sleep tonight!

In the Elimination Challenge, four haphazardly assigned teams each get a food truck. Who will win and who will go home? Is it Surf Truck, Taco Truck, South and Super South Truck or other truck you’re not going to remember (hint: not them)?

image

In the comments, let us know what your celebrity Quick Fire challenge would be, and tell us your Quick Pick for best/worst teammates!

Episode #1: Top Chef Returns!

Top Chef is back, and we’re here to give you all the amateur insights and discussion you could possibly want. 19 cheftestants dive into the swamp and only three come up smelling like roses.

There’s no Quick Fire this week (because there are a bazillion chefs? That’s probably why.) so we spend most of our time discussing the new twists on the show (drama cam! shorter intro! everybody is hot!) and the elimination challenge which featured three traditional swamp proteins: frog legs, turtle, and alligator.

image

What do you think about season 11? Is everybody too sexy? Do Tom and Emeril love hanging out TOO MUCH? And this week’s Quick Pick: who’s going to be the next losing chef with a winning TV personality? Let us know in the comments!

Scroll to top